USE YOUR NOODLE, JUST NOT IN MISSOURI

With the news just so depressing this week, I loved running into this:

Noodlers Anonymous try to legalize poleless fishin'

Yes, poleless fishin' (that's fishing with your hands) is called "Noodling" and it's illegal. At least in Missouri, that is and a bunch of noodlers want that changed. Yep, abortions are legal but fishin' with your God given hands is not.

You can't make this up.