MICHAEL MOORE, IDIOT

Ah, Michael Moore. Is there a more sanctimonious S.O.B.? I don’t think so. I stumbled across his “Letter from Mike” written on April 14th on his website and couldn’t believe what I saw.

“First, can we stop the Orwellian language and start using the proper names for things? Those are not “contractors” in Iraq. They are not there to fix a roof or to pour concrete in a driveway. They are MERCENARIES and SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE. They are there for the money, and the money is very good if you live long enough to spend it.”

So, all the people who have built the schools, opened the hospitals, got the oil flowing, etc. are MERCENARIES and SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE? Moore is such a pig, I can’t even comment on it.

“Halliburton is not a "company" doing business in Iraq. It is a WAR PROFITEER, bilking millions from the pockets of average Americans. In past wars they would have been arrested -- or worse.”

Ah, Halliburton. Even though this company is doing great work, has extreme oversight by the government and has been denied contracts, they’re still evil.

“The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not "insurgents" or "terrorists" or "The Enemy." They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow -- and they will win.”

If there is justice in this world, one day a soldier will rip out Moore’s heart and show it to him before he dies so he can see how black it is.

“I currently have two cameramen/reporters doing work for me in Iraq for my movie (unbeknownst to the Army). They are talking to soldiers and gathering the true sentiment about what is really going on. They Fed Ex the footage back to me each week. That's right, Fed Ex. Who said we haven't brought freedom to Iraq! The funniest story my guys tell me is how when they fly into Baghdad, they don't have to show a passport or go through immigration. Why not? Because they have not traveled from a foreign country -- they're coming from America TO America, a place that is ours, a new American territory called Iraq.”

I wanted you to see this whole paragraph before I talked about it because it flails about, going in many directions, saying nothing. He mentions that he gets tapes sent to him by Federal Express and than, in that smarmy tone that IS Michael Moore, says:

“Who said we haven't brought freedom to Iraq!”

Well, doesn’t that actually prove we have brought freedom to Iraq? Oh, Mikey was saying that sarcastically. So there shouldn’t any FedEx service from Iraq? Or is FedEx just another of your WAR PROFITEERS? If so, why do you use them? Am I asking too many uncomfortable questions, Mike?

“There is a lot of talk amongst Bush's opponents that we should turn this war over to the United Nations. Why should the other countries of this world, countries who tried to talk us out of this folly, now have to clean up our mess? I oppose the U.N. or anyone else risking the lives of their citizens to extract us from our debacle. I'm sorry, but the majority of Americans supported this war once it began and, sadly, that majority must now sacrifice their children until enough blood has been let that maybe -- just maybe -- God and the Iraqi people will forgive us in the end.”

There’s Mike again, wishing for more American’s to be killed. Why anyone would give this ghoul the time of day, I don’t know.