JOHN KERRY'S FOOT SOLDIERS (NO SMELLY FEET JOKES!)

One thing you can say about John Kerry, he attracts some of the best people. Check out Ed Williams from Kerry’s Money Page, I offer it to you in all of it’s glory, great spelling, syntax and punctuation

George W. Bush Is the worst President in the history of the United States. In 3 short years he has: Squandered a 250billion dollar surplus. Racked up 530 billion dollars in deficit, NOT INCLUDING the cost of the war in IRAQ. Lost more jobs than the last 11 presidents combined, a record 2.9 million..right up there with Hoover. Lied to the American public AND the World about an 'Eminent Threat" from Saddam Hussein. Drag the US into a costly war in Iraq, both in terms of life and money. Empowered and fueled the Right-wing hate machines Like Fox News, Limbaugh, Coulter, Hannity etc. Made the world a much more dangerous place by allowing Al Queda to set up shop in Iraq, at the same time focusing almost solely on Bin Laden as the only face of terrorism while Pakistan sells nuclear technologies to countries like Iran, and North Korea. Has sat back and done NOTHING about the Regime of Kim Il Jung who openly boosts of have Nuclear weapons. Attempted to shove an energy bill down the tax payers throats that was written in total secrecy by Dick Cheney that was a pork lovers dream! Bush has allowed Halliburton to dictate foreign policy (among other corporations who are major Bush campaign contributors like Perini, MCI WorldCom, KBR) Leaked information on the identity on a CIA operative as a threat message to others who may speak out against his reckless belligerence and lack of leadership And the list can go on for days! It's time to send this miserable failure back to Texas....forever! NO MORE BUSH'S Let's Rally behind a Real war hero. it's time for a Vietnam Veteran named John Kerry! Experienced, honest, credible. This is no time for anymore years of GW on-the-job training Elect John Kerry. I am asking you for a small donation. Bush has raised hundreds of millions from corporations and special interest group that profit from his lies (haliburton, MCI, Perini, etc) Please help send a message to Bush that he needs to pack his things and stay in Texas where his lies can be covered up with cow poop

The worst President ever? Has Mr. Ed ever studied the scandals and corruption of U.S. Grant? How about “Mr. Malaise”, Jimmy Carter.

Squandered a surplus? Does that mean he gave it back to the people who over-paid?

How exactly did George Bush “loose” 2.9 million jobs? Did he drop them in the Rose Garden? Let Barney hide them under the divan? The lagging indicator of “lost” jobs is a direct result of a dot com bubble bursting and a terrorist attack on our economy.

Now, I have suspicion Mr. Ed meant "imminent" when he said, "'Eminent Threat" from Saddam Hussein", but it's hard to tell. If he did, well, good try, but those homonyms really are tricky. And NEVER did President Bush say the threat was imminent. If in fact he meant eminent (no capitalization) then I don't believe Bush ever said that exact word, but we can infer it because we invaded Iraq above all else. Did Bush "lie" about Iraq being the "Eminent Threat"? No. Well, everyone at one point or another felt Iraq was an eminent threat, including Bill Clinton, The United Nations and especially those gassed Kurds. But a threat above all else? I sure thought so.

“Empowered right-wing hate machines”? Fox News? How exactly has he empowered Fox News? Did Texas A&M football players go into millions of homes and force people to watch Special Report with Brit Hume?

This sentence deserves to be read again in it’s entirety:
“Made the world a much more dangerous place by allowing Al Queda to set up shop in Iraq, at the same time focusing almost solely on Bin Laden as the only face of terrorism while Pakistan sells nuclear technologies to countries like Iran, and North Korea.”

I thought we DENIED Al-Queda a place to set up shop by invading Iraq, how exactly have we allowed them a playground by eliminating a terror-supporting country? Really, this is making no sense and couple that with the assertion that Bush “focus[ed] almost solely on Bin-Laden" and it get’s really strange. Hasn’t Kerry, et. al said Bush “lost focus” by concentrating on Iraq? And Pakistan? What would Mr. Ed have liked Bush to do differently? Invade? What?

“Did NOTHING about Kim Il Jong”? As opposed to building them nuke plants and giving them money to keep the weapons programs going, like the 1994 agreement did? What would Mr. Ed like us to do again? Invade? I thought that was bad? I’m confused now…

What exactly is wrong with the energy plan?

MCI is dictating foreign policy? What, is State pressuring Gabon to go wireless?

Is the CIA agent Mr. Ed is talking about Valerie Plame? If so, she would probably be insulted by being referred to as a “he”, and her husband, too. Interesting how “W” leaked her (his?) name when Robert Novak says it didn’t come from the White House. Not to mention the “leakers” asked Novak not use her (his?) name…

War hero? Experienced? Honest? Credible? John Kerry? Do any of these have anything in common?

So there you go, a John Kerry supporter in all his glory – or something.