'THE LEFT IS BETTER THAN THE RIGHT!!" - HOWARD DEAN AND HIS FEET

What is going on with Howard Dean? The front-runner seems to opening his mouth only to switch feet. Earlier this week he said the Democrats should be going for the guys with “Confederate flags on their trucks.” Of course, the Stars and Bars is akin to a Swastika or RNC logo to Democrats, so they piled on top of Dean like a fumbled football. At first, Ho-Ho held his ground and Karl Rove stirred in his sleep at the thought of a Democrat with a backbone. By the next day, Karl was able to sleep well again because Dean-O had called the flag a “racist symbol” and apologized for any hurt feelings.

Then on Tuesday, he climbs up on his soapbox and proceeds to tell a Florida audience that the South needs to learn how to vote. Well, he didn’t use those words exactly, but that’s sure what came out. He said the South needs to stop voting based on,

"...race, guns, God and gays."

Ah, certainly wouldn’t want God to influence anything, maybe that’s why the Dems collectively wet their pants when G.W. Bush said Jesus was the philosopher that influenced him the most. As for gays, what’s morality got to do with anything? Look at Bill Clinton. And don’t these hicks know only Big Government should have guns? As for race, he’s definitely reaching here, it’s the liberals that hold race out as a “special consideration” in everything.

So, with this week, Howard Dean has managed to call the south a bunch of racists and morons who need some learnin’ on how to vote.

Right now, Karl Rove is sleeping like a baby.