THE GREAT COOKIE CAPER

Terry Heinz-Kerry-Edwards pulled the psycho, paranoid card this week.  It seems Family Circle has, for the past couple of elections, asked each of the front runner’s wives for a cookie recipe.  All this cropped up after Hillary said she “could have stayed home and made cookies” during the 1992 election.

Anyway, Terry submitted a recipe for something called “Yummy Wonders”.  Well, the test kitchen at the magazine couldn’t get the recipe to work, so they contacted Terry to see if there was a mistake in the recipe.  Terry’s office sent in another recipe for Pumpkin Spice Cookies and called it a day.

The only problem is these cookies taste terrible.

So what does Terry say?

"Somebody at my office gave that recipe out and, in fact, I think somebody really made it on purpose to give a nasty recipe. I never made pumpkin cookies; I don't like pumpkin spice cookies."

Ah, they’re out to get her, I get it.  That crafty Karl Rove, he is superman.  He managed to get into the Democratic nominee’s wife’s office and added “1/4 cup - essence of ass” to her cookie recipe.

Maybe I’m back to voting for Bush again – Karl Rove is unstoppable.