THIS REALLY BLEW UP IN THEIR FACES...

You’ve got to be careful in some professions in the Mid East and, surprisingly, thief is one of them. It seems two Palestinian thieves accosted a man in late April just outside an Israeli checkpoint looking for a quick buck or whatever they use for money over there. Unfortunately for the two, the person they were robbing was a Hamas suicide bomber. The bomber, in a fit of pique, detonated the bombs and, along with himself, killed both thieves.

To add insult to injury (or death), the two Palestinians are now considered “agents of Israel”:

“A Hamas official added that whatever their intention, the two should be considered agents of Israel.

"Anyone who tries to stop a fighter from doing his work is a collaborator," he said.”

The moral here is stay in school, kids – a life of crime does not pay. Oh, and you can't make this stuff up.