THE LOCKBOX TURNED OUT TO BE A BOX FULL OF LOCKS...GO FIGURE

Has it really been four years? Yeah, I guess it has. I need to point out B.H. Obama’s startling confession that Social Security is really just a bankrupt Ponzi scheme. Never before has a Democrat President admitted that Social Security doesn’t actually have any money; that it’s current outlays to seniors aren't actually funded by this giant bank account in the First Bank of Never-Never Land, it’s funded by tax receipts from current employees with no hope of EVER receiving their “tax investments”. I quote President Obama:

"I cannot guarantee that those checks go out on August 3rd if we haven't resolved this issue. Because there may simply not be the money in the coffers to do it,"

What? There’s no money in the coffers? What happened to Al Gore’s Lock Box? Oh, right – it’s just an environmentally-friendly, biodegradable, recycled and sustainably produced cardboard box of I.O.U’s. That’s the ONLY reason “there might not be money in the coffers” to pay Grandma. If A.G.’s lockbox theory were true, we could just pull the cash out and pay the bills. But, no…B.H.O. let the cat out of the bag, entitlements are actually a PROBLEM, there really isn’t any cash to pay for them, no matter how many seniors have been paying into them for so long – it’s all gone. Keep in mind, I’m mostly a senior, I’m 45 this year.